{"id":6443,"date":"2021-10-27T10:10:25","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T10:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/2021\/10\/27\/kapicida-araba-var-tablacida-telefon-siir\/"},"modified":"2021-10-27T10:10:25","modified_gmt":"2021-10-27T10:10:25","slug":"kapicida-araba-var-tablacida-telefon-siir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/ozel-yazilar\/kapicida-araba-var-tablacida-telefon-siir\/","title":{"rendered":"KAPICIDA ARABA VAR, TABLACIDA TELEFON! (\u015e\u0130\u0130R)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

AHMET AKG\u00dcL<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n
Milli \u00c7\u00f6z\u00fcm Dergisi<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

KAPICIDA ARABA VAR, TABLACIDA TELEFON!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

Ge\u00e7inemiyoruz diyen, nank\u00f6rd\u00fcr demi\u015f Ba\u015fkan<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Her evde televizyon var, her tuvalette sifon…<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Biz parayla oynuyoruz, buyurmu\u015f c\u00fcmle Bakan<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kara lastik giyiniyor; Tatvan, \u015euhut, Merzifon<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ac\u0131ndan \u00f6len kalmad\u0131, ekmek ile su boldur<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Tuz g\u00f6l\u00fcnde taze tuz \u00e7ok, doldur Allah’\u0131m doldur<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Asgari \u00fccret yetmiyor, diyen b\u00f6l\u00fcc\u00fc soldur<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bizim han\u0131m kullan\u0131yor, metre y\u00fcz dolar \u015fifon1<\/sup><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00c7\u00f6p\u00e7\u00fcler k\u00f6\u015feyi d\u00f6nd\u00fc, d\u00fckk\u00e2n ald\u0131 hurdac\u0131<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

G\u00f6z\u00fc a\u00e7\u0131k saray yapt\u0131, ahmak k\u0131sm\u0131 kirac\u0131 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kand\u0131rmaca san’at\u0131m\u0131z, Din istismar arac\u0131<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

G\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f diye yutturulur, bak\u0131r \u00e7inkolu fakfon2<\/sup><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bak her evde buzdolab\u0131, her mutfakta ocak var<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Do\u011falgaz pek pahal\u0131ysa, karton \u00e7\u00f6p yakacak var<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00c7ocuklar \u00e7ok \u00fc\u015f\u00fcrseniz, annenizde kucak var<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Halka ilahi \u00e7al\u0131n\u0131r, localarda saksafon3<\/sup><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Diplomal\u0131 i\u015fsizlere, ayl\u0131k m\u0131 ba\u011flayal\u0131m<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Emekli i\u015f\u00e7i \u00e7ift\u00e7inin, derdinem a\u011flayal\u0131m<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Be\u015f maa\u015f verdik yanda\u015fa, daha ne sa\u011flayal\u0131m<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hep yanda\u015f\u0131 konu\u015fturun, halka tutman mikrofon<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015eu yoksulluk \u015fik\u00e2yeti, can s\u0131k\u0131yor kessinler<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ekmek yoksa pasta als\u0131n, et yok havyar yesinler<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Marketlerde her \u015fey vard\u0131r, bal kaymak ho\u015f besinler<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Sucuk salam ve past\u0131rma, Kayseri Konya Afyon<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Faiz kumar zina azd\u0131, sanmay\u0131n ki g\u00e2vurduk<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Fabrika liman kalmad\u0131, hepsin satt\u0131k savurduk<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Y\u00fcz otuz milyar dolar\u0131, Merkez Bankta kavurduk<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Yanda\u015f yolda\u015f araklad\u0131, b\u00fct\u00e7ede kalmad\u0131 fon<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Afrika’dan ileriyiz, Avrupa’dan \u00e7ok ucuz…”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Diye hava at\u0131yorlar, insan oluyor uyuz<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

D\u0131\u015f borca esir edildik, do\u011fmadan olduk mahcuz4<\/sup><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015e\u00fck\u00fcr herkes zenginle\u015fti, tencereleri teflon<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Her Kafkas k\u00f6kenli ki\u015fi, bir \u015eeyh \u015eamil olur mu<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Haram g\u00fcnahsa her i\u015fi, \u00e2lim amil olur mu<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Yalan plan palavrayla, insan k\u00e2mil olur mu<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130z’an vicdan \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fc\u015fse, ona hayat fan fin fon<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..”<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

1- \u015eifon:<\/span><\/strong> Pahal\u0131 ipek kuma\u015f.<\/span><\/p>\n

2- Fakfon:<\/span><\/strong> G\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcml\u00fc bak\u0131r-\u00e7inko kar\u0131\u015f\u0131m\u0131 bir ala\u015f\u0131m.<\/span><\/p>\n

3- Saksafon:<\/span><\/strong> \u00dcflemeli bir \u00e7alg\u0131.<\/span><\/p>\n

4- Mahcuz:<\/span><\/strong> Borca kar\u015f\u0131 haciz edilen.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0 AHMET AKG\u00dcL Milli \u00c7\u00f6z\u00fcm Dergisi \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 KAPICIDA ARABA VAR, TABLACIDA TELEFON! \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ge\u00e7inemiyoruz diyen, nank\u00f6rd\u00fcr demi\u015f Ba\u015fkan Her evde televizyon var, her tuvalette sifon… Biz parayla oynuyoruz, buyurmu\u015f c\u00fcmle Bakan Kara lastik giyiniyor; Tatvan, \u015euhut, Merzifon “Kap\u0131c\u0131da araba var, tablac\u0131da telefon!..” \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ac\u0131ndan \u00f6len kalmad\u0131, ekmek ile su boldur Tuz g\u00f6l\u00fcnde taze tuz \u00e7ok, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ozel-yazilar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.millicozum.com\/mc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}